SPACE NEEDLE WEBCAM

Low scudding storm clouds—

Lightening, thunder & then calm

Such a moody night

LEAVING HOME 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYj8nChItw

“many SQEs 

exist for conducting 

research within a race.”

—William C. Treurniet

Human Exposure to a Synthetic 

Quantum Environment /April, 2013

http://www.treurniet.ca/Ufo/SQEexp.pdf

_______________

Dreams and various—

out-of-body experiences 

Taking place in our—

human energetic realm

__________

Our built-in jump rooms—

for leaving our home

Hopefully someday—

when we are mature

________

To perhaps join—

Something unbelievable

New exo-political home—

Weltanschauung again

Gay Twins

GAY TWINS

Pulp Fiction back then—

Just about the only way

To deal with it

Either that or the—

Carnie Showbiz Sideshow Act

For the Rube Voyeurs

Paperback novels—

In the bus and train-stations

Small town lonely nights

Cheap entertainment—

For all the young soldiers

Heading off to war

Siamese Twin Orgasms

SIAMESE TWIN ORGASMS

I know it’s kinky—

I know it sounds perverted

But we can’t help it

Me and my brother—

We’re both gay Siamese Twins

Things get really weird

Our Adolescence—

Was a real Mind-Fuck with all

Those Wet Dreams at night

Can you imagine—

Waking up feeling your bro

Next to you cumming?

Denny / Denise

DENNY / DENISE

What else could we do—

Except join a Carnival

Sideshow Act for Freaks?

No one wanted us—

Who’d want to hire a couple

Of weird Siamese Twins?

So we went into—

Carnie Showbiz making a

Living showing off

We made lots of dough—

Letting all the Rubes see us

And our Strip Tease Act!!!

Siamese Twin Romance

SIAMESE TWIN ROMANCE

He may be tres queer—

And I may be pretty much 

all the way str8t trade

But still I love him—

What else can I possibly

Do but just love him?

He knows and I know—

Things could be awfully worse

We’re lucky that’s all

We could’ve been born—

A pair of Siamese twins

Me male… him female!!!

Siamese Twin Sex

Brothers of the Head (2005)

SIAMESE TWIN SEX

We’re joined together—

A pair of Siamese twins

What else can I say

When I think about—

Something my twin brother knows

We know each other

When he cums, I cum—

When he gets a hardon then

Naturally me too

The problem is that—

I’m str8t and he’s gay

So there’s this mind-fuck

Twin Confessions

Bruce Weber, The Carlson Twins

TWIN CONFESSIONS

I shot my brother—

Up his nice ass & then down

His smooth greedy throat

He didn’t much want—

To do it but I made him

I needed it bad

Afterwards he felt—

Awfully guilty but then

We did it again

I had to console him—

Telling him it was okay

Each time we made love

Kinokniya Bookstore

KINOKUNIYA BOOKSTORE 

—for James Kirkup

COMIC BOOK RACK

Leaning over me—
Your young cruel lacquered thin lips
Your bulging flower

PREPUCE 

Your foreskin petal—
Oily with KY just for 
My adoration

SAMISEN

You look at me like—
Like a classic geisha boy
Your face a white moon

ELEGANT NECK

Your elegant neck—
Elongated there in bed
Your long slim teen shank

PACIFIC HEIGHTS 

A quickie Yaoi—
Japantown haiku romance
Guttural young grunts

LAFAYETTE PARK

Walking downhill from—
Pacific Heights to the now
Gone bowling alley

THE BOWLING ALLEY

I used to cruise there—
What Bashō would think about
Modern Japantown?

CRUISING JAPANESE BOYZ

I hung around the—
Bowling alley cruising the
Japanese young studs

SACRAMENTO STREET

I’d take them back to—
My apartment on the hill
I loved their armpits

JAPANESE GUYZ

Nothing like low male—
Japanese guttural groans
Letting it all go

Basho's Frog Haiku

Frog by Getsuju Japan, late 18th-early 19th 

century 90.3 x 167.8cm Ink on paper Kaikodo

BASHO'S FROG HAIKU

“Imagine that a poet deliberately 
using a direct quote as the first 
two lines of his haiku can achieve 
a great poem?”—Chen-ou Liu, 
“Read It Slowly, Repeatedly, 
and Communally”
___________________

HAIKU FLASHBACK

The old frog haiku—
From Basho to Miss Ginsberg
The same old Kaplunk!!!

BAYLINER

Here I am again—
Enjoying Lake Washington
In my Bayliner

RAINIER BEACH

Basho my teacher—
Gave me his bungalow shack
Down here by the lake

SEAGULLS AND BLACKBIRDS

Living down here—
By the lake amidst cedars
And tall Douglas firs

AN ANCIENT RAINFOREST

Downhill from Skyway—
Down thru old Dead Horse Canyon
A creek by my shack

DEAD HORSE CANYON

Old growth last refuge—
Tall giant cedars and firs
The rest all clear-cut

LAKESHORE PARK

Across Rainier Ave—
A City Park, baseball field
And some tennis courts

THE RED CLIFF

Late August Sunsets—
Volcanic pumice reddish
Faulknerian glow

BAYLINER HAIKU

No Kaplunk for me—
Writing down there in the boat
But I did see it

THE FROG

Swimming in long strokes—
Deep past the boat & the dock
Pushing and gliding

KAPLUNK

My Basho moment—
Me underwater like him
Pushing and gliding

Haiku Homerotics

HAIKU HOMOEROTICS

“Today, high poetic value placed 
upon originality remains ingrained 
in the Western literary culture. This 
fear of unknowingly writing similar 
haiku or the reluctance or disuse of 
allusion proves that the poets live 
under the “fearful legacy of the 
Romantics.” Those poets & editors 
who are constantly worried about 
“not being original or fresh”
—Chen-ou Liu, “Read It Slowly,
 Repeatedly, and Communally”
______________

I don’t feel tres plagued—
With the fearful legacy
Of the Romantics

James Kirkup opened—
Up the gay haiku for me
Japan his new home
___________________

His early English—
Poetry full of the same
Old usual guilt

But there in Japan—
So much for Anglo-Saxon
Butchy Beowulf

Japantown Haiku

JAPANTOWN HAIKU  

                   —for James Kirkup


KINOKUNIYA BOOKSTORE

There on Webster Street—
Between Geary Boulevard
Downhill from Post Street

MANGA FLASH

It seems the shorter—
The better no sentences
Just a manga flash

NINJA SNAPSHOTS

Reading comic books—
San Francisco Japantown
Quick Ninja snapshots

CRUISING COMICS

I can tell by the—
Hardons which of the manga
Comics turns them on

CARTOON CULTURE

Japanese culture—
Seems so visual to me
Just like their comics

OCTOPUS

There’s this cute young guy—
Turns me into Octopus
My suckers puckered

MISS MISHIMA

So very S/M—
Describing the torturous
Tricks of gay haiku

AFTER SEX

With his neat grimace—
The thin corners of his smile
Nostrils still inflared 

TREMBLING LIPS

He oozes a bit—
His soft peachfuzz moustache kiss
How his lips tremble

DROOPY EYELIDS

His sleepy eyelids—
The way they droop down
Like his nice nutsac

MOUNT RAINIER HAIKU 

                     —for James Kirkup

RAINIER SNAPSHOT

Pausing by the great—

Fast rushing Carbon River

Feeling the big rush

CARBON RIVER

Parking the pickup—

Then down thru the boulder-field

Pausing to feel it

THE RUSH

Suddenly the way—

The spaces just opened up

Like waiting for us

THE STILLNESS

Pausing there in the—

Gravel rubble-field of

Huge displaced bouders

GETTING HIGH

Taking a nice toke—

Beneath the tall gaunt

Ranges high above

GAUNT OLD CLIFFS

That’s when it happened—

The inside-out illusion

How ancient it was

THE CEDAR

Who needs to go to—

Egypt & the Nile Delta

Here by the Cedar

ANCIENT

So tres ancient—

Looking up at the mountains

One loses it all

THE END

It’s not even like—

Existential, it’s more

Like surely The End

NOTHINGNESS

What more can I say—

The sudden rush of complete

Human Nothingness?

OPENING

How to describe it—

Other than to say that it

Was just the first stage

RUSHING CEDAR

We backpacked our way—

On further past the Cedar

Mortified humans

CHENUIS FALLS

The trailhead of the—

Chenuis Falls trail is there

Embedded woodsy

EGYPTIANESQUE

The lush forest then—

Begins with Egyptianesque

Fallen fir ruins

CEDAR TEMPLES

Great megaliths of—

Fallen gone Cedar temples

Up thru steep dark paths

FIR MONUMENTS

The basalt ruins—

The uplifted mountain cliffs

 Craggy and moody

LATE EVENING

Too soon it was time—

To return back home again

Leaving mountain high

CARBONADO

Through Carbonado—

Wilkeson & then Buckley

Lovely Enumclaw

BACK HOME

Tracing our gay way—

Back through Black Diamond &

Then Maple Valley

HOMO HAIKU 

—for James Kirkup

LAKE WASHINGTON

Thirty-four years now—
Living down here by the lake
What would Bashō say?

SEAGULLS

The seagulls flying—
Slowly up there high above
Down below the lake

BLACK BIRDS

The blackbirds flying—
Over from Dead Horse Canyon
They like the lake too

JAPAN

Japan came to me—
The son of my first lover
Japanese mother

MARINE

A handsome Marine—
He survived Afghanastan
Then succumbed to me

YOUNG STUD

A mountain climber—
Suicidal skydiver
So tres butch male

LOSING IT

And yet when he came—
All of his male strength squirting
Exquisitely fem

SMART-ASS

He was tres smart-ass—
Not college material
He liked to show off

BREEDER

A breeder, of course—
Soon married & then a kid
Hets make real hot sucks

BASHŌ

Probably Bashō—
Would approve since his lover
Was a cute young Prince

EXILE

Exile for Bashō—
That’s how a poet becomes
A gay wanderer

DOUBLE TROUBLE 

Bruce Weber’s twin models so sexy—
Twins Juan & Cesar Hortoneda

Sultry, bored identical beauties—
They take it all so for granted

Slumming in the showers—
Nonchalantly shrugging it off

It’s to be expected—
Beauty means double-trouble

Sullen & sophisticated—
Pouty and well-endowed

There’s nothing quite like it—
Doing drag with your double  

Yawning, becoming the other—
Twin incest so very boring

It makes you wonder—
Cain & Able were twins?

OUT THERE 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n43htQtrle4&list=PLFECA16070644D57B

Lying there in bed—
In the dumpy Garden City
Wheat Land Motel

It took a bottle—

To get asleep and more
To realize who I was
________

I was as much a—
Nonfiction novel as
IN COLD BLOOD was

Maybe even more—
Because the people in
Holcomb, Kansas
_________

They were just as—
Alienated as I was back
In the chic Big Apple

GETTING READY  

The two killers plan ahead—
knowing yet not knowing 
what Holcomb Kansas has
in store for them…

[Perry sizes up some rope in the
Haines Hardware store, planning 
ahead of tying up the Clutters.

The rope, tape bought there
at Haines Hardware—unknowing
accessories to the crime]

Hickcock: It’ll be a simple heist.
Twenty grand in the safe. We’ll
snatch it and head for Mexico!!!

Perry: Yeah, well, we’ll see.
No job’s really easy, ya know. 

Perry: Jeez, look at that big old 
fuckin church. Built like a goddamn
old limestone French Cathedral. 

Hickcock: There’s the local Movie
Palace, the Granada Theater. All
these little fuckin towns got their
churches and movie houses. 

Perry: Yeah, they all got their
churches on one side of the
street and their dream palaces
on the other. Both of them 
in the same fuckin racket.

Hickcock: Wanna be in a movie?

IN COLD BLOOD 

[Perry and Hickcock driving through Emporia 
on the way to Holcomb and the Clutters]

Perry: What a fuckin dump…

Hickcock: Aint it though, honey?

[They drive down East Sixth Avenue past
the Plumb Mansion, the Carnegie Library,
the Civic Auditorium, then take a right on 
Commercial Street to Haines Hardware]

Hickcock: How’s this for taping them shut?

Perry: Okay, I guess. Some gloves. Rope.

PERRY SMITH POSING 

Perry Smith posing—
in front of the mirror in
the bus-station bathroom

Pumping himself up—
for Dick Hickcock and
their Holcomb rendezvous 

REAL GAY HOUSEWIVES 

Episode 4 — White Trash / Trailer Trash

“Everybody who watches 
The Bravo Channel, like I do, 
knows that on The Real 
Housewives of… series is 
always one Grande Dame”
—Carol Itoh, Ellen Tevault, 
Amanda Kelsey, The Real 
Housewives of Hell
__________________

Well, honey, here I am—
The Grande Dame herself
A Real Gay Housewife of Hell

I be a Trailer Trash Diva—
It’s so much easier than
Being like my rich Sisters
____________

It’s too much work being—
A Rich Bitch from Atlanta
Those big old Dixie Mansions

It’s so much easier to be—
A lazy white trash Housewife
No antebellum dumps for me
__________

Gimme a neat little trailer—
Where I can just be Grande 
Dame of White Trash, honey

Just me, myself and I—
A Trailer Park Queen Bee
Lazy, Fat-Assed and Real!!!