DIZZY DILETTANTE DRAMA CRITIC

Addison DeWitt: [Voice over intro] 
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Those of you who do not read— 
attend the theater, listen to various
Shakespearian radio programs

Or know anything of the world—
in which you live, it is perhaps 
necessary to introduce myself
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My name is Addison DeWitt— 
my native habitat is the theater
entirely here in New York City

In it, I toil not, neither do I spin— 
I am simply a minor critic and 
dizzy dilettante gay drama critic
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I am essential to gay theater.