ALL ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER 

“Fasten your safety belts—
it’s going to be a bumpy night”
—Bette Davis, ALL ABOUT EVE
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In descending gay order—
Film Reviews, Interviews,
Comments and Gossip

That’s how I personally—
View my fellow queens
Doing what they’re best at
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Being trashy Bitch Queens—
Dishing like Bette Davis in
ALL ABOUT EVE (1950)

“Fasten your seatbelts—
honey, it’s gonna be a
fucking bumpy night!!!”
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I love the way queens—
Can do the Grande Dame 
Femme Fatale Guignol Act

Especially Addison DeWitt—
Bitchy dishy Drama Critic
Played by George Sanders
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As well as wacky witty—
Waldo Lydecker played by
The bitchy Clifton Webb

There’s nothing quite like—
Film satires of sardonic old
Queen Bee Faggy Critics
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From the esteemed—
Heights of the OSCAR
And the Academy Awards

Where Hollywood Godz—
Live with tres opulent
Chic sophistication
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Down to the cocktail—
Swank interviews like
Miss Capote entertained

Then a notch down—
Further to street level &
Tacky gutter comments
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Then finally way down—
In the sewers with all
The ratty risqué gossip

That’s where I abide—
Maudlin & full of self-pity
I’m simply magnificent!!!