Monday, July 27, 2009

I Was A Teenage Werewolf



I Was A Teenage Werewolf

Michael Landon—survives the cops
Like Lon Chaney Jr—survives his dad
Beating the shit—out of him with his
Silver wolf’s head cane—so bloody

Teenage werewolves—are eternal
They can run—the two-minute mile
Hypnotic regression and blood lust
Talk about—Sock Hop of the Damned!!!

Teenage Angst—was in back then
James Dean—Rebel Without a Cause
And that other—Arkoff Cult Classic
Blood of the Vampire—Lesbos remake

B-Movie Horror Classics—so cool
Just think of all—the hot-blooded
Quick-tempered—sex-obsessed
Teen Werewolves—in the Closet!?!

No one can make—them Stop!!!
They’ve got Puberty—Rights & Wrongs
It’s been that way—since 1957
Back when our teeth—were so long!!!

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