You're So Cute

YOU'RE SO CUTE

—for Elliot Darrow

What if you told me God is gay?

I’d yawn & say what else is new?

The latest revelation being that…

Icon artist Norman Rockwell is gay too

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Ho-hum, I say to myself, my dears

Actually I prefer a more exclusive

Clique of fags to be my friends

Me and my fag hags will do fine

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I’ve never been particularly

Into circle-jerks, gang-bangs

Or tacky kitschy nightclub scenes

Call me Miss Havisham I guess

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I’d known quite a few young and

Handsome Bible-Belter boyfriends

Snake-handling holy-rollin' types

I suppose it’s possible God is gay

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I mean think about the book of Genesis

In the beginning God created it all

And it wasn’t just good, it was fabulous

Truly an inspired Interior Decorator!

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And what about that Garden of Eden

Designed surely by a queer divine eye 

For the straight guy with Maple Leaf

Surely not a drag queen abomination?

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Maybe Mary was a lesbian

I dunno know I don’t really care

I’ve experienced some virgin births too

But always with the safe sex method

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I guess we’re all homo maybe

After all we’re just homo sapiens

Here on this lovely little blue jewel

Our Planet of the Apes

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Read more: The College Student Behind Viral ‘God is Gay’ Poem | TIME.com http://swampland.time.com/2013/10/10/the-college-student-behind-viral-god-is-gay-poem/#ixzz2jVvMaMug