Friday, November 1, 2013

Rock N Roll Frankenstein


ROCK N ROLL FRANKENSTEIN

“You stole Liberace’s schlong!”

“I’ve been havin’ unnatural urges”

“I’ve got me the boner blues”

“My bald-headed boner wants to
stick it in a man’s bunghole!!!”

“I think the King’s a fuckin’ poof”

“A classic case denial”


Talk about queering—
Midnight Horror movies
More like whoring, my dear
__________

What would she say—
Old Queen at the Movies
Such a tres trashy trailer

Things get really bad—
When the head of Elvis
Gets resurrected and

Mistakenly transplanted—
Along with Miss Liberace’s
Love tool into the mix
_________

Things get kinda schizo—
Between the Monster and
His rock & roll privates

All because a music agent—
His necrophiliac nephew &
A burnt-out roadie have a

Knack for grave-robbing—
And sure enough, honey,
Las Vegas Rocks N Rolls!!!




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