ROCK N ROLL FRANKENSTEIN
“You stole Liberace’s schlong!”
“I’ve been havin’ unnatural urges”
“I’ve got me the boner blues”
“My bald-headed boner wants to
stick it in a man’s bunghole!!!”
“I think the King’s a fuckin’ poof”
“A classic case denial”
Talk about queering—
Midnight Horror movies
More like whoring, my dear
__________
What would she say—
Old Queen at the Movies
Such a tres trashy trailer
Things get really bad—
When the head of Elvis
Gets resurrected and
Mistakenly transplanted—
Along with Miss Liberace’s
Love tool into the mix
_________
Things get kinda schizo—
Between the Monster and
His rock & roll privates
All because a music agent—
His necrophiliac nephew &
A burnt-out roadie have a
Knack for grave-robbing—
And sure enough, honey,
Las Vegas Rocks N Rolls!!!
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