WILDE BOYZ
—for Alex Dimitrov“True friends stab
you in the front”
—Oscar Wilde
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Naturally, my dears—
or perhaps Unnaturally
Oscar Wilde simply had
to make her Appearance
There she was as usual—
flaunting Dorian Gray as
the Epitome of Closetry
along with Miss Bosie
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And there in the rather—
dated tres chic FASHION
Section of old Grande Dame
Miss NYTimes herself
She gave a reading—
from the YELLOW BOOK
and then she quipped
about Great Britannia
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“How absolutely boring”—
Miss Wilde cattily said
“The Closetry of all these
Str8t Poet Laureates”
“Not just the Brit dykes—
but also the new Cuban
exile Hispanic Muy Macho
USA Whitmanesque dude"
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Bosie blushed while—
Benjamin Britten quipped
“God Save The Queen” &
“Fuck Parliament too!!!”
Philip Larkin shrugged—
“They’ll fuck you every
time, your parents and
all the rest of them”
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