THE DAY THE EARTH WENT MORMON

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“Klaatu Mirada Nikto!!!”

—Michael Rennie,

The Day the Earth Stood Still

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The Day the Earth—

Went Mormon

Was the day Romney—

Became POTUS of AMERICA!!!

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An Alien appeared—

With a Golden Tablet

And the Earth stopped—

In a State of Shock!!!

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The Mormons got even—

For years of Persecution!!!

The Mormon Tabernacle—

Resounded with Victory!!!

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Martian Mitt Romney—

Str8t from Outer Space!!!

So Goes Utah—

So Goes the Nation!!!