PSYCHO  

“I won’t even

harm a fly”

—Norman Bates

Psycho (1960)

__________________

Mommy Dearest—

And I live up here

In the mansion

On the hill—

Above the nice

Bates Motel

_________________

We both simply—

Adore toasted

Cheese sandwiches

She likes to—

Crochet in her

High-backed rocker

__________________

I dress up—

As Mom on Halloween

It’s great fun

Drag is the—

Only way to get

Off these days

____________

Taxidermy—

Turns me on too

Gutting dead people

Just the other day—

I stuffed a really cute

Nosy Detective

_________________

I got him real good—

Coming up the stairs

Nice slice and dice

Then I took him—

Down in the basement

And did him nice

___________________

My attractions—

Seem to center on

Tony Perkins

He’s my Hollywood—

Gay Silver Screen

Heartthrob Queen

________________

I’m not much—

Attracted to that

Slutty Janet Leigh—

I really prefer—

Her hot boyfriend

Cute John Gavin

_________________

His broad shoulders—

Those sexy tight hips

His bedroom eyes

I’d sure like to—

Get him in the Bates

Motel showers

.