Monday, August 15, 2011

Time Travel


“Quantum Time Travel Issue:
Sunken Supreme Court!!!
Salvaging the Ruins!!!”

Mr. Basiago has revealed that between 1969 and 1972, as a child participant in Project Pegasus, he traveled in time both ways.

During one frightening teleportation incident Mr. Basiago actually saw the US Supreme Court underwater covered with moss and algae!!!

Naturally, this got the Supremes very upset and shook up the Beltway Spook Intelligentsia a great deal. Salvaging the Supreme Court and Beltway Pylons and Temples soon became a top priority with the Quantum Jump Establishment.

Mr. Rumsfeld approached this Task and other Project Pegasus responsibilities with the intent of using teleportation and time travel to the U.S. government’s advantage.

He saw Project Pegasus’s chief mission as the salvaging, teleportation and sequestration of the DC Beltway and valuable Foggy Bottoms Real Estate to the New Capitol on Mars.

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