Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Is Your Man Gay?


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How often do you have sex with your man?

Has your man ever dressed up in women's clothes?

If you pointed out a nice-looking guy to your man, does he get the hots for him?

How many gay friends does your man have?

Does your husband listen to Barbara Streisand all the time?

Is your man a member of Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD)?

Did your man enjoy watching Brokeback Mountain?

Does your man kiss another man when he’s drunk?

Does your man like porn for breakfast, lunch and din-din?

Does your man like TV or drag shows?

Does your man get online each night after you’ve gone to bed?

Does your man look through you now?

Does your husband sleep on the sofa at night?

Does he smoke, looking up at the ceiling?

Does he listen to earphones—not you anymore?

Genet's Un Chant d'amour soundtrack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPB1ieQzSHE&feature=related

Does your husband—shrug when you ask why?

Is he thinking of a divorce—or maybe a funeral?

Maybe he’s not gay—maybe he’s just tired of you?

Does he watch TV—with the sound turned off?

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