THE DESIRE AND PURSUIT OF THE HOLE: A ROMANCE OF MODERN VENICE
“Truth is tarter than taradiddles;
and nothing is tarter, terser, than
truth on the track of tired trash
in a trance.”—Frederick Rolfe,
Baron Corvo, The Desire and
Pursuit of the Whole: A Romance
of Modern Venice
I brushed aside the accumulation of—
Cigarette-ash from my smoking jacket
Picking up a copy of the NYTimes—
Reading once again the news from Rome
The NYTimes is a kind of subterfuge for—
Readers excluded from a view of the facts
It said much but signified nothing—
Hoodwinking, indulging in imagination
Reading between the lines one can sense—
A tale of unparalleled ghastliness opening
“How exquisitely horrible it is,” I said—
Something mysterious was happening
The Creepazoids were taking over—
Cretinism and idiocy on the upswing
Mobs of lower class child idiots were—
Swamping and infesting the schools
People were manifesting defective things—
Like some abortion of the mind, lower IQ’s
These lower classes of idiots were like—
Altogether beneath the animal world
They possessed not taste, smell, hearing—
Sight or touch, they were human imbeciles
Their degenerated brains couldn’t fathom—
The simplest syntax or pleasing dictions
Simple words like “cagotism,” “latebrose”—
“dedecorous,” “physidoyls,” “vexilla,” “amoenely”
“Succursale” and the verb “ostends”—
Were simply beyond their feeble child idiocy
Actually though some of my best friends—
Are child idiot gondoliers down here in Venice
I prefer them that way, my dear, for obvious—
And tell-tale reasons I shan’t get into now
Other than to say that my favorite gondolier—
Drinks only wine and plies a mean oar
Not that I’m a whore about rough trade—
But it’s such a refreshing change when
Compared with my miserable egotistical—
Tres gay muse consumed with ambition
Hadrian-esque pubic curls so entrancing—
His back, loins and shoulders so strong…
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