What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?

WHAT EVER HAPPENED

TO BABY JANE? (1962)

Blanche: “You wouldn't be able

to do these awful things to me

if I weren't still in this chair.”

Jane: “But you are, Blanche!

You are in that chair!”

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It was just simply awful, my dears—

And I thought VIRGINIA WOOLF was bad

Bitchy, sarcastic, so tres trashy—

I was depressed for weeks and weeks

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I avoided the Bijou Theater after that—

The glaring lewd marquee upset me so

I’d just graduated from high school—

But now I was completely a wreck

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How could I ever go to college now—

Knowing what Hollywood told me?

Bette Davis and Joan Crawford—

My Blanche and Jane gay alter-egos