FRANKENSTEIN'S FRANKFURTER

“What a dreadful storm 
and awful lightening!!!”
—Elsa von Frankenstein
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The black shadows of the past—
Breed this half-man . . . half-demon!!! 
Creating a new and terrible jizzy
Juggernaut of destruction!!!

The evil old hunchback Ygor—
Reveals to Basil Rathbone secrets
Of his father’s Castle Frankenstein
Mad underground secret Laboratory
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The plot thickens since Ygor—
Has the hots for the hung Monster
But so does Basil Son of Frankenstein
He’s a Size Queen too & just loves it

They electrify and reanimate the—
The obscenely well-endowed Creature
Whose sullen moody deadly Disposition
Results from the brain of a Rapist-Killer
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Adding just the right Bad Attitude—
That turns Rough Trade Queens simply
Mad with S & M sex in the Laboratory
Making them slavishly Beg For It!!!

The ultimate Demise and Denouement—
Of this Supernatural Size Queen Drama
Ends with a wicked Bitch Fight between
Ygor and Basil over who gets the Meat!!!