I WAS A TEENAGE WOLFBOY 

Justin Bieber, Yvonne Slime, Whit Bissel 

The Bieber suffers from teenage angst—
and low production values, falling victim
to Director Whit Bissel. The kinky Bissel
turns out to be a bad publicity agent for
Bieber who regresses beyond rock star
back into his (Shock of Horrors!!) primal
past where he sprouts premature pubes
and has nocturnal emissions all the time. 
Misconstrued and full of terrible teenage
longings, the Badboy Wolfboy gets it on 
with his cute long-suffering girlfriend, 
Yvonne Slime, while being pursued by 
all the world’s most rabid chicken queens.

Capitalizing on the recent revival of those
campy Teen Fifties Drive In Flicks, Miss
Bieber stars in a series of hot highschool 
Horror flick spoofs like I WAS A TEENAGE
ZOMBIE, TEENAGE MUTANT FAG HAGS,
I MARRIED A TEENAGE MONSTER FROM
OUTER SPACE, TEENAGE BAD BOY, TEEN
CRIME WAVE, I WAS A TEENAGE HORNY
FRANKENSTEIN, I WAKE UP CREAMING,
I WAS A TEENAGE BEAUTY QUEEN…

Songs of the ‘80s are remixed for the new
Soundtracks—including groups like The
FLESHTONES, THE WAITRESSES, THE DREAM 
SYNDICATE AND VIOLENT FEMMES.