Confessions of a Dinge Queen

DINGE QUEEN 


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INTRO: AS I LAY DYING

BAD SEED
DINGE QUEEN
BAD ATTITUDE
KID BROTHER
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BORED BAD BOY
HIPPIE FAG DROPOUT 
CHIMES STREET
BUTTERFLY MCQUEEN
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HARVARD DORMITORY
OLE MISS DORM
VIEUX CARRÉ
HENRY SUTPEN
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INTRODUCTION: AS I LAY DYING

“pure and perfect incest”
—William Faulkner
Go Down Moses
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Incestuous miscegenation—
was nothing new to me
I’d been there, done that

I had this guilty attraction—
for my cute hung kid brother
he let me do him at night
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Faulkner’s apocryphal history—
in both Sound and the Fury &
as I Lay Dying was my story

The profane cumly taste—
of my cute Bon the Beautiful
kid brother queered me good

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BAD SEED

“Genealogy in 
Faulkner is narrative”
—James Watson,
William Faulkner:
Self-Presentation
and Performance
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It wasn’t just that—
I had a bad attitude
problem dontchaknow

It was deeper—
and more insidious
than just bad attitude
__________

It was genetic—
right down to my bad
no good Family Tree

Just take a look—
at Miss Faulkner’s
Going Down on Moses

DINGE QUEEN

My moody pouty—
Kid brother had it
worse than me tho

The chicks in school—
wouldn’t let him alone
they wanted him
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The same with the—
fag gym coach and
the guys at the Y

But I was worse tho—
who wants to have
queer older brother?

BAD ATTITUDE

My kid brother hated—
the whole world but
he hated me even more

He’d get stoned—
and beat-off looking
at porno magazines
____________

Finally he’d let me—
suck him off but only
if I paid him for it

I got a job as a—
soda jerk at the local
Peter Pan Ice Cream Store

KID BROTHER

I ended up financing—
his drug habit doing
overtime at work

I slaved away making—
root beer floats, sodas
and ice cream Sundays
______________

I even had to buy him—
straight kunt porno mags
to entertain him nightly

It was worth it though—
sometimes he’d let me
have sloppy-seconds free!!!

BORED BAD BOY

Finally my kid brother—
got bored with high school
and my crummy blowjobs

On his sixteenth birthday—
he joined the Navy and
left for San Diego
__________

Naturally I was simply—
broken-hearted and got
just horribly depressed

I went through awful—
cum-withdrawal since
I was addicted to dick!!!

HIPPIE FAG DROPOUT 

I decided to run away—
from home and join the
Sixties Hippie Movement

Sex, dope and free-love—
would become my new
enlightened gay lifestyle
____________

All the draft dodgers—
drug addicts and college
drop-outs just waiting

For a nice well-mannered—
suburban fag cocksucker
like me to join the party

CHIMES STREET

I ended up in a dumpy—
apartment north of the
LSU campus back then

It was a hippie ghetto—
quaintly known to the
students as “Tiger Town”
___________

Everybody hated the—
University, football games,
ROTC, classes & all that

It was a different kind—
of Deep South Decadence
I became Butterfly McQueen

BUTTERFLY MCQUEEN

“I don't know nothin' 
'bout birthin' babies.”
—Prissy (Butterfly McQueen)
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I sure ‘nuff don’t—
know nothin’, honey,
about birthin’ babies

The whole thing’s—
a big mystery to me
I feel so awfully dizzy
_________

One thing I do know—
about though is a guy’s
creamy cumly babypaste

I’m like Miss Scarlett—
I know a lot about how
to suck Rhett Butler off


HARVARD DORMITORY


“I don’t hate it,”
Quentin said, quickly,
at once, immediately.”
—William Faulkner
Absalom, Absalom
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I don’t hate it—
he hissed to himself
panting in the cold air

I don’t!!! I don’t!!!—
I don’t hate it he said
in the New England dark
_________

Quentin his face—
shoved deep in his pillow
in the dormitory room

Shreve on top of him—
fucking him silly all
the way back home

OLE MISS DORM


“all of morality was
upside down and all
of his honor perished”
—William Faulkner
Absalom, Absalom
___________

Henry had a woman’s—
face like that of a
tragic magnolia

Full of voluptuousness—
his abashed & suddenly
unleashed senses
__________

No longer a simple—
country boy with his
simple untroubled code

He was now sleeping—
in silk and lace owned
body & soul by Bon

VIEUX CARRÉ


“labyrinthine mass
of oleander and jasmine
latana and mimosa”
—William Faulkner
Absalom, Absalom
_________

“But I’m just a whore—
a bought woman. I’ve
lost my male virginity.”

“Not whore” Bon said—
gently, “It was a privilege
making love to you.”
________

Perhaps Bon said it—
especially gently, feeling
sorry for the virgin kid

Bon was young once—
without grace or restraint
or Big Easy decorum
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HENRY SUTPEN


“queenly and complete”
—William Faulkner
Absalom, Absalom
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Bon the Beautiful—
Henry’s suave smooth
mulatto older brother

His revenge complete—
having fucked the heir
to the Sutpen Hundred
___________

Henry now a whore—
not even a courtesan
supine and effeminate

Next he’d get Henry’s—
sister, marry her and
fuck her cross-eyed silly






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