Thursday, February 14, 2013

Escape from Prison Planet




ESCAPE FROM PRISON PLANET


The New Interdimensional—
Exopolitical Game that’s
Better than ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK!!!
Better than ESCAPE FROM LA!!!!

Your chance to be the—
One and only SNAKE PLISSKEN!!! 
THE DUKE OF NEW YORK!!!
ESCAPE FROM PRISON PLANET!!!

Dive into the MATRIX—
Explore alternate Timelines
Get off on new Synthetic
NO ESCAPE Sick Scenarios!!!

Explore alt REALITIES—
In REM dream state brainwaves
That’ll make your skin crawl
And your DICK GO SPAZ!!!

Take the RED PILL—
And get to see just how deep
The Rabbit Hole goes down
Into darkest DARK MATTER!!!

Relive Ford's Theater—
Do the Red Plains of Mars
Scope out Saturn’s Rings
Live your MINORITY REPORT!!!



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