Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Get High on Top, Low on Bottom

Ryan Phillippe, Five Fingers (2006)
Get High on Top, Low on Bottom

This is one of the most versatile styles in Hollywood: dressy enough for any romance—especially without jeans. Apply $1000 and blow-dry. Brush hair into an Elvis Presley ducktail—don’t be bashful about the Vitalis. Tease it a little bit—but don’t completely get it all excited. It’s a messy chignon all over you face. Run your tongue up and down the front and enjoy. Don’t get any on—your Giambattista Valli.

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