The Stoned Raft
—for Arnold Schwarzenegger
“On the southern shores,
at this tepid hour, there
is someone having one
last dip”—José Saramago
The Stone Raft
When Arnold Schwarzenegger—lit a joint
All of California levitated—upward for a moment
Not very much—only a few inches
But when Arnold—took another Toke
The whole State—of California quivered
Never before—had a Governor got so high
The more Arnold—smoked his joint
The more precarious—things got for CA
FOX-News reported—the West Coast gone
Going, going, gone—drifting slowly outward
From Sacramento—to San Francisco
From Los Angeles—to Mexico
The CA State Legislature—panicked
They passed a Resolution—immediately
Making CA a separate—sovereign Nation!!!
With the Hollywood flair—of The Terminator
Arnold legalized—dope, gay marriage and
Ordered Healthcare—for everybody there
Arnold took another toke—and they voted
Him as President—of the brand-new Land
They named it El Dorado—after Mexican Gold
Pretty soon the—offshore Kingdom of El
Ruled by the—Muscle Man with Total Recall
Became again—California USA #1
http://books.google.com/books?id=-1zEZCOo0ZoC&dq=saramago+stone+raft&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=5a9nbkP6Bq&sig=Aqkhrs695DSlWDBFv1SfuRXvO4E&hl=en&ei=BwZQSvSqEo6iswPGreCqDQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3
—for Arnold Schwarzenegger
“On the southern shores,
at this tepid hour, there
is someone having one
last dip”—José Saramago
The Stone Raft
When Arnold Schwarzenegger—lit a joint
All of California levitated—upward for a moment
Not very much—only a few inches
But when Arnold—took another Toke
The whole State—of California quivered
Never before—had a Governor got so high
The more Arnold—smoked his joint
The more precarious—things got for CA
FOX-News reported—the West Coast gone
Going, going, gone—drifting slowly outward
From Sacramento—to San Francisco
From Los Angeles—to Mexico
The CA State Legislature—panicked
They passed a Resolution—immediately
Making CA a separate—sovereign Nation!!!
With the Hollywood flair—of The Terminator
Arnold legalized—dope, gay marriage and
Ordered Healthcare—for everybody there
Arnold took another toke—and they voted
Him as President—of the brand-new Land
They named it El Dorado—after Mexican Gold
Pretty soon the—offshore Kingdom of El
Ruled by the—Muscle Man with Total Recall
Became again—California USA #1
http://books.google.com/books?id=-1zEZCOo0ZoC&dq=saramago+stone+raft&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=5a9nbkP6Bq&sig=Aqkhrs695DSlWDBFv1SfuRXvO4E&hl=en&ei=BwZQSvSqEo6iswPGreCqDQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3
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