Zydeco Planet

Zydeco Planet

—for Ken Pickard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFjAsJny0k&feature=related

The sleek blue yellow-striped Zydeco spaceship—appeared out of nowhere. Nobody had ever seen anything like it—all of Whidbey Island was completely blown away by such an incredible sight.

The spaceship slowly glided over Holmes Harbor—and stopped above a lovely couple on the beach. They were so in love and enamored with each other—they didn’t even notice the alien visitors hovering silently above them.

It must have been the hot erotic vibes of the young couple—that got the attention of the huge Zydeco craft. Because suddenly came blasting out of the spaceship’s huge speakers—the incredibly energetic loud rambunctious Creole and Cajun musical outbursts of Jude Taylor and his Zydeco Bayou Burning Flames band!!!

Whatever planet or zone or zeit—the spaceship was from, well, it must’ve been a hot flaming Mardi Gras Planet from the sounds emanating and booming from the mysterious craft way up there in the sky!!!

The beach started rocking—and the crabs started rolling!!! The fish began jumping outta the water—and the seagulls began zooming up and down the beach!!! Pretty soon all of Freeland—was dancing and singing!!! The music of the spheres—had done come down to earth!!!

”My grandpa and your grandma!!!
Sitting by the fire!!!
My grandpa says to your grandma—
"I'm gonna set your pussy on fire!!!"

Talkin' 'bout
Hey now
Hey now
Iko iko an nay
Jockomo feena ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay!!!

Look at dat queen all dressed in red
Iko iko an nay!!!
I bet you five dollars she'll kill you dead
Jockomo feena nay!!!!

CHORUS:
Talkin' 'bout
Hey now (hey now)!!
Hey now (hey now)!!!!
Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh)!!!
Jockomo feena ah na nay!!!!
Jockomo feena nay!!!!

My bad boy and your bad girl
Sitting by the fire!!!
My bad boy says to your bad girl
"I'm gonna set you free with fire!!!"

(CHORUS)

(bridge)

(hey now)!!!
(hey now)!!!!
(hey now)!!!!!
(hey now)!!!!!!
Jockomo feena nay
Iko!!!!!!!

See that guy all dressed in green
Iko iko an nay
He's not a man, he's a loving machine!!!!
Jockomo feena nay

Talkin' 'bout
Hey now (hey now)!!
Hey now (hey now)!!!
Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh)!!!
Jockomo feena ah na nay!!
Jockomo feena nay!!!

(repeat till fading end)
Jockomo feena nay!!!!