Monday, March 9, 2009

New York Chic



New York Chic

How chic—my penthouse garden
My cute little Manhattan—cabbage patch
Overlooking Central Park—how sophisticated
I’m proud, my dears—to inform all of you
I’m the first Metrosexual—to have martinis
While I nibble on—my own chic corn cobs!!!
How gauche—and yet so Obama de rigueur!!!
Putting my nelly—Wall Street shoulder
Against the Great Ponzi—Wheel of Fortune!!!
To Bail Out the Bank of America—so adroitly
With my corn patch—in the NYC Sky!!!
I can even tolerate—this tacky rash on my booty.
Surely, it’s just a little—global warming rash.
Truly, my dears—it’s Gawd’s Little Acre
Way up here—above Fifth Avenue!!!
Let the Stock Market—eat cake, honey!!!

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