Saturday, November 15, 2008

Silence of the Lambs

Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“At the beginning of the last decade
Of the 20th century most genre pundits
Have already buried the gore film.”
—Chas Balum, More Gore Score:
Brave New Horrors

How discrete & polite—
Jody Foster in Silence of the Lambs
Getting spluged in the head…
With spunk rather than splatter

How cumly, clean & elegant—
Hannibal Lecter’s movie etiquette
Replaced by endless Hollywood
Streams of crummy Teen Kill epics…

Stupid boring Alien rip-offs—
Serial killer scummy splatter flicks…
Gone the days of Romero watching
Zombie monster flicks until I puked

Night of the Living Dead decades—
They’re coming to get you, Barbara!!!
Nixon, Johnson, Reagan & Hannibal
The gore Film Party continues!!!

I still wear Evian skin cream—
Sometimes I wear L'Air du Temps
But tonight I’m not Clarice Starling
I’m more into Barracuda Diva Drag…


"Spluge": to ejaculate

“I just spluged all over my hand,
my girlfriend will come lick it off!”
—Urban Dictionary

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